Hayley (they/them pronouns) is a non-binary writer based in Brooklyn. They mostly write for the theater, but love pop culture and history. You can probably find them following Coldplay on tour if they ...

Probably the funniest half-hour of TV airing tonight is a tale of abandonment, loneliness, grief and regret. It's not just funny, it's deeply hilarious: a new 22-minute episode of "SpongeBob ...

J.S. Gornael has a BA in English with a Creative Writing Emphasis in Poetry and an MFA in Fiction. He has taken workshops in poetry, fiction, and non-fiction (though mostly the second). Half-cinephile ...

SpongeBob SquarePants would, in theory, have little use for stamps. They would get soggy in that pineapple under the sea. Neither would Patrick Star (no fingers on the ends of those arms), Mr. Crabs ...

SpongeBob SquarePants may wear classy garb, but real-life sea sponges obviously don't wear pants. Sea stars like SpongeBob's partner-in-crime, Patrick, don't wear swim trunks, either. Nevertheless, ...

SpongeBob SquarePants would, in theory, have little use for stamps. They would get soggy in that pineapple under the sea. Neither would Patrick Star (no fingers on the ends of those arms), Mr. Crabs ...