Q. If I am invited to a pool party, do I bring my own towels, or do I use theirs? Also, should I already have my swimming suit on under my clothes when I arrive? A. The answer to the first question is ...

Memorial day means hot dogs, American flags, watermelon, no work, building sandcastles, a shit ton of alcohol, and floppy hats, but it also means pool parties. Now, if you're like me, then that's ...